Hungry?

Paste has a blurb about Denny's new "Adopt-A-Band" contest. The prize for bands "adopted" by Denny's is free food at Denny's. I'm a little hopeful, though maybe also repelled, that this will eventually spell the end of manorexic 26-waist hipster jeans. I love pancakes too, but when I went through my late-night Denny's phase, it did not result in me looking the part of a hot rock star. In fact, the other clientele suggested a very non-hot, un-rock-star future were I to eat there on a regular basis.